Some crazy ideas for your answering machine (funny)


From the phone answering machine of some guys:

1. Forget your conventional "hello!". This in the fashion now:

    If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
    If you are my parents, please send money.
    If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
    If you are my friends, you owe me money.
    If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

2. What?? What u say? ... I stil can't hear u! SPEAK LOADER. Who r u? I am John's answering machine. I d'ont understend u! Bye!

3.    Heaven, God speaking...

4.    Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.

5.    Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply.
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